One day, a poor chinese peasant passes a paddy field. He sees a glistening cobra. It was a snake like none other he had seen in his lifetime. It had an aura of beauty and a delicious glow about it (a glow for which many a girl would give her arm!) A 'lil rumble in the peasant's under-nourished tummy told him.. "my dear 'lil Tse Tao.. dinner lies ahead of u!" .. So, the peasant heeding the good advice of his belly, caught the snake. gave it a good seasoning and ate it! oh! the divine taste! oh the fullness he hadn't experienced in weeks.. whilst he was involved in this joy .. a crackle,a bang , a whistle and pop, and lightning and smoke, and before him stood an odd dark guy wearing just a tigerskin loincloth and and some crazy kind of stick!.. he was puzzled and scared and asked who it is... the dark dude replied..."WTF? It is I, Shiva, the destroyer of the worlds... and why the F!@K did u just eat my friggin' muffler??? i want it back!!"