much ado About nOthing~!!

much ado About nOthing~!!

Rajarshi Sharma  //  Hi guys...
hmmm really loved the simplicity that Posterous brings to Blogging....
Have fun!!!

(kinda wish that we could add fotos while writing a post to our posterous from within it than from a email client....hope u guys will see to this)

Jun 28 / 5:59am

Guts Vs Balls

 

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

 

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Apr 7 / 1:28am

'Governance'





'Governance'
 
As a daily habit, the 10-year Old Pintu was reading newspaper.
Suddenly he asked his father, " Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance'? "

"Its Like..." father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring
money to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'.
That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'.
You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'.
Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next  Generation', understand?".

That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matresses. Pintu went to wake up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu went to the Maid's room to wake her up.
But, there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he came back in frustration.

Next morning father asked Pintu, " So, Pintu Dear, did you understand the meaning of  'Governance'? ".

Pintu replied, "Yeah Dad, I understood! When money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping.
Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"
 

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