A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it
over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the
buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers)

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?

Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to
cut
my lawn."

Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts
your lawn now."

Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.

Boy: (with more perseverance): "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and
your
sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm
beach, Florida."

Woman: No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The
storeowner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner: "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and
would like to offer you a job."

Boy: "No thanks,

Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.

Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I
am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"

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An Old Story:
 
  The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
  building its house and
  laying up supplies for the winter.
  
  The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs &
  dances & plays the
  summer away.
  
  Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper
  has no food or
  shelter so he dies out in the cold.
  
  
  Indian Version:
  
  
  The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
  building its house and
  laying up supplies for the winter.
  
  The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs
  & dances & plays the
  summer away.
  
  Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press
  conference and
  demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm
  and well fed
  while others are cold and starving.
  NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering
  Grasshopper
  next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a
  table filled
  with food.
  
  The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be
  that this poor
  Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
  
  Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the
  Ant's house.
  
  Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers
  demanding that
  Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter
  .
  
  Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities.
  
  
  Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian
  Government for
  not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
  
  The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking
  support to the
  Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace
  for prompt
  support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).
  
  Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for
  ' Bengal Bandh' in
   West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
  
  
  CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from
  working hard
  in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among
  Ants and
  Grasshoppers.
  
  Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all
  Indian Railway
  Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
  
  Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention
  of Terrorism
  Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from
  the beginning of the
  winter.
  
  Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for
  Grasshoppers in Educational
  Institutions & in Government Services.
  
  
  The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and
  having nothing left
  to pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated
  by the Government
  and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by
  NDTV.
  
  
  
  Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.
  
  
  
  
  Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.
  
  
  
  CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the
  Downtrodden '
  
  
  
  Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN
  General Assembly.
  
  
  
  
  Many years later...
  
  
  
  The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a
  multi-billion dollar
  company in Silicon Valley,
  
  
  100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite
  reservation somewhere
  in India,
  
  
  .
  ..AND
  
  
  
  
  As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding
  the
  grasshoppers,
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   India is still a dev eloping country¦!!! 
 

You always kept wondering how the financial markets work. So here is some bit of insight on it. J

it's really interesting and different...

 

This Maths Test...  Can Predict Your...   Favorite IDOL (as in role model... u dolt!) ..

 

Try it without looking  at the Answer.!

 

>  Pick 1 Favourite No.
from 1-9

Then Use that no. and
Multiply by 3.

Then Add 3, then
x 3 Again..

You'll get a 2 digit no.
or a Three digit.

 

Add the digits.

Now with that No.
See Who Your IDOL is
from the List below :.. 

 

 

 

 

 

1.      Albert Einstein

2.      Kamal Hassan

3.      Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam

4.      Tom Cruise

5.      Bill Gates

6.      Mahatma Gandhi

7.      AR Rahman

8.      Adolf Hitler

9.   Rajarshi  Sharma

10.  Aamir Khan

 

     

Though I Knew it already,
Thank You.!
The truth finally
comes out...

 

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Love Marriage It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer!!   Name is Zenkey!!!!!! !     <

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 We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...
1.         We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school
2.         Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi
3.         Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
4.         No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
5.         At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
6.         All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
7.         Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)
8.         Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
9.         Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
10.         Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..
11.         Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world
12.         Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi
13.         We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states
14.         We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside
15.         We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari
16.         Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathi's

 

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