Old is gold. We are coming back to our old transport.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
 
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

 

 

The voice from the other side responded: 

 
"You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

 

 
"No" replied the trainee.

 
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

 

 
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

 

 
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

 

 
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.....

 

There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport
terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The
gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his
watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his
administrative assistant's face appears.

He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a
smile!


The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!


He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"


"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman
explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's
brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.


The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy
this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a heavy price and the cash
was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it
over and then walks away.


The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you
forgot your suitcases."


The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now. They
are the modems you always need to carry for your new watch.

 

Here goes.... You thought the dog is imitating the man..... Entertaining the college kids...right? Now have a closer look at it.... So.... Get the message??? Despite being an animal, he gets respect... He gets a warm welcome everywhere.... He gets a pat on his shoulder... He STANDS out but not alone The doors of success are open for only those who believe in themselves.....

 

Most Unusual Buildings On Earth   Fuji Sankei Building in Tokyo   "Dancing House"   Here's a building that should really get your attention when walking pass it. The Dancing House is considered as one of the more real controversial buildings in Prague. The DH was actually designed by a great architect from California, which only proves that he had done some type of hallucinogen while designing it.   "Robot Building"   The Bank of Asia is a very famous building in Bangkok. It was made way back in 1985, and it's robotic appearance is just a symbol of the modernization of banking. It also has the ability to transform into a mega-robot. So, if Godzilla ever decided to show his green face in the land of Bangkok, they would have to fight!   "Ripley's Building"   If you saw this picture for the first time, you'd probably thought that it was hit by a massive earthquake. But it wasn't. In true fashion of the Ripley Legacy, it was built to reflect the odd 1812 earthquake that measured 8.0 on the rick. The building has now become one of the most photographed in the world because of it.   "The Wilson Hall"   This somewhat modernize building was actually built between 1971 and 1974. It's unique design gives the Wilson Hall a great sense of structure, and a prominent landmark for the skyline. The building provides big laboratories, offices, and supports space for over 1500 scientists. And it houses all kinds of strange experiments.   "135 Degree Angle"   This bizarre house really doesn't have an official name, but it does have a 135 degree angle. So that's what we're going to call it. Unfortunately, the only info we have about this house is that it was built in China or Japan. And that it has a silly pink roof. And if you look real close, you'll notice that it's on a 135 degree damn angle.   "Hotel Sofitel"   This hotel's unique design was directly inspired by the traditional temples in Japan. The Tokyo Sofitel has over 72 rooms, and 11 suites with 3 non-smoking floors. And 5 meeting rooms that includes high-tech boardrooms. Please realize that you have to sell your soul in order to step foot inside this amazing hotel.   "Triangle Building"   We wonder what type of work goes on inside this kind of a building. The unofficial Triangle Building is just a wonder to look at and to ponder over. But, can this be one of the evil headquarters for Scientology or Starbucks? Does this building have triangle bathrooms? There's so many damn questions!   "The Astra Haus"   The strange building is actually a brewery in Hamburg, Germany. The floors can move up or down on it's skinny column core. As of now, the unique building has been destroyed. One of it's more famous beer brands was recently bought by a big refreshment corporation. And that beer brand was called Astra.   "Upside Downer"   Take a journey into the unknown with a building called Wonder Works. It's central Florida's only upside down attraction. And an amusement park for your mind, and your stoner friends. This odd building has over 100 wacky interactive exhibits for your entire family to experience. But make sure you free your weed before coming.   "Crooked House"

 

 

$ .,.,. Zimbabwe the Land of Poor Millionaires .,.,. $ Due to the country's hyperinflation rate of over 231,000,000% a year, the financial authorities were forced to release larger and larger bills in order to help people buy the simplest things without carrying bricks of bills with them. When the $10,000,000 bill was released early this year, it was worth about $4 US, but it soon became as worthless as the previous bills and now you can find the 100 billion dollars bill which you can use to buy 3 eggs. When people want to go to a restaurant they are again forced to carry mountains of money with them. This all began in the year 2000, when president Mugabe came to power and transformed the whole country into a giant agricultural field. Now the inflation is through the roof, 80% of the population is unemployed and a third of the population has left the country. At least they can take pride in the fact that they have the highest denomination bills in the world. 500 million note, just printed in May 2008.....everybody can have it....maybe just nice for 1 breakfast/lunch (equal to about USD 2). $10,000,000 bill was released early this year, it was worth about $4 US. To buy food in plastic packet you have to spend at least 10 million. To buy vegetables you need 5 million. To buy eggs you need 6000 million. To buy chicken how many millions? Take a guess. If you want to eat in restaurant, please prepare the money. After eating preapare the money for drink. After getting montly salary you need to rent a taxi or lorry to bring back the money. Young kid already become millionaire. If don't want to carry a lot of money..this is the way change it to USD Nobody want to count the money, just weight it. Otherwise, this what you should do everytime you go to shop, market, bus station etc. Young beggar getting two hundred thousand. Young millionaire. One such note is equal to 10 cents. Fifty Million Dollar note. Five Hundred Thousand Dollar note. Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollar note. Ten Million Dollar Notes. Zimbabwe Releases $10 Million Bill - Which is Worth USD $10 Almost 3 Billion for sport shirt and pants.       __._,_.___  By the way did u notice.. the cash has an expiry date with it !!!