much ado About nOthing~!!

 

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

 

 

'Governance'   As a daily habit, the 10-year Old Pintu was reading newspaper. Suddenly he asked his father, " Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance'? " "Its Like..." father said while thinking, "See! I earn and bring money to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next  Generation', understand?". That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matresses. Pintu went to wake up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu went to the Maid's room to wake her up. But, there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he came back in frustration. Next morning father asked Pintu, " So, Pintu Dear, did you understand the meaning of  'Governance'? ". Pintu replied, "Yeah Dad, I understood! When money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"

When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.


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When the DENTIST says, Open wide.


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When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?


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When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?


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When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it.


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When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.


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When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest .


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When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.


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When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?


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Oxford and Cambridge have now decided to remove the words CAN'T and IMPOSSIBLE from their dictionary    Jessica Cox, 25, a girl born without arms, stands inside an aircraft. The girl from Tucson , Arizona got the Sport Pilot certificate lately and became the first pilot licensed to fly using only her feet.   Jessica Cox of Tucson was born without arms, but that has only stopped her from doing one thing: using the word "can't." Her latest flight into the seemingly impossible is becoming the first pilot licensed to fly using only her feet. With one foot manning the controls and the other delicately guiding the steering column, Cox, 25, soared to achieve a Sport Pilot certificate. Her certificate qualifies her to fly a light-sport aircraft to altitudes of 10,000 feet.. "She's a good pilot. She's rock solid," said Parrish Traweek, 42, the flying instructor at San Manuel's Ray Blair Airport . Parrish Traweek runs PC Aircraft Maintenance and Flight Services and has trained many pilots, some of whom didn't come close to Cox's abilities. "When she came up here driving a car," Traweek recalled, "I knew she'd have no problem flying a plane." Doctors never learned why she was born without arms, but she figured out early on that she didn't want to use prosthetic devices.

Snake wine (rÆ°á"£u rắn in Vietnamese) is an alcoholic beverage that includes a whole venomous snake in the bottle. It originated in Vietnam and can be found around Southeast Asia . The snakes, preferably venomous ones, are usually not preserved for their meat. They are preserved to have the snake poison dissolved in the liquor. However, because snake venom is protein-based, they are unfolded and therefore inactivated due to the influence of the denaturing effects of ethanol. A large venomous snake can be placed into a glass jar of rice wine, often with many smaller snakes, turtles, insects, or birds, and left to steep for many months. The wine is drunk as a restorative in small shots or cups Body fluids of snake are mixed into wine and consumed immediately in the form of a shot. Snake blood wine is prepared by slicing a snake along its belly and draining its blood into a mixing vat with rice wine or grain alcohol. Snake bile wine is done through a similar method by using the contents of the gall bladder. Snake meat, liver, and skin can be prepared to accompany the drinks __,_._,___

".....THE BABIES...... THEY KNOW....."

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